If he's so smart, how come he's dead?
Read more Homer Simpson QuotesFrom: The Simpsons
Bart Simpson: Ah, finally, some books for today's busy idiots. "Network Programming for Dummies". "Christianity for Dummies". "Moby Dick"? "Call me Ishmael, dummy." How did you write all these books?Dummies author: Duh, I don't know. Me got to go to the bank now.
Lisa Simpson: What are you drawing?Nelson Muntz: A robot with guns for arms shooting a plane made out of guns that fires guns.
This was such a pleasant St. Patrick's Day until Irish people showed up.