Drill Sergeant: Look soldier, you don't like me, and I don't like you.Homer: I like you.Drill Sergeant: Well, I don't like you.Homer: Maybe you'd like me if you got to know me better.
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"Dear Homer, I.O.U. one emergency donut. Signed, Homer." Bastard! He's always one step ahead!
Lisa Simpson: Hello, 911? This is Lisa Simpson...Nurse: Simpson? Look, we've already been down there tonight for a sisterectomy, a case of severe butt rot, and a leprechaun fight. How dumb do you think we are?
Marge Simpson: Professor, could you say, "Welcome to Mother Hubbard's Sandwich Cupboard" without making any other noises?Prof. Frink: Of course I can, my dear child. Welcome to Mother Hubbard's, uh Sandwich, mcboing boing glavin flyvy hyvy goyvyn, and now I'm running to the unemployment office. Blervyk.