Lisa Simpson: Is that Dad?Bart Simpson: Either that or Batman has really let himself go.
Ahh. A hungry hungry hippo.
Marge: Now we have to find another school for you.Homer: And if you get kicked out of that one, you're going straight in the army, where you'll be sent straight to America's latest military quagmire. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything's possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge.
Don Bookner: Last time I'm covering your ass, Homer.Homer Simpson: Oww, it's such a big ass!