Homer: Marge?Marge Simpson: Yes, Homie?Homer: That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!Bart Simpson: I don't think any of us expected him to say that.
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Homer: Yeah, that Timmy is a real hero.Lisa: How do you mean dad?Homer: Well... he fell down a well... and he can't get out.Lisa: How does that make him a hero?Homer: Well it's more than you did.
After trying four times to explain it to Homer, I explained it to Mom, and we were on our way!
Wow you make people miseable and theres nothing they can do about it just like God,