Marge Simpson: You liked "Rashomon".Homer Simpson: That's not how I remember it.
Homer Simpson: Marge! I'm back. Sorry - nothing. But if we had a third kid, we should call her "Maggie".Marge Simpson: Why "Maggie"?Homer Simpson: It's a good name if we lose her: Maggie! Maggie? Going back out.Homer Simpson: Maggie?
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Bart Simpson: It was an accident! I didn't mean to kill our ants.Homer Simpson: Patty and Selma are dead? Whoo hoo! Double funeral!Bart Simpson: Dad, before you jump to any conclusions...Homer Simpson: Oh, please tell me they suffered.Homer Simpson: G-G-G-hags!