Homer: Moe, I need your advice.Moe Szyslak: Yeah.Homer: See, I got this friend, Joey Jo-Jo Junior... Shabadoo?Moe Szyslak: That's the worst name I ever heard.Barney Gumble: Hey, Joey Jo-Jo!
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Something's wrong with that kid. She's so... moral. Why can't she be more like... well, not like Bart, but there has to be a happy medium.
Homer Simpson: Whoa, this trip's gonna cost how much?Marge Simpson: I know it's expensive, but we spend our whole lives worrying about money.Homer Simpson: That's because we don't have that much! We have a mortgage, a reverse mortgage - I think the house is owned by the car!
Homer Simpson: She's gone!Moe Szyslak: And she trashed my bar! No, wait, she actually cleaned up a little bit. Good for her.