We would talk about it always. For the first time in our lives, Marge fell asleep before I did.
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Lisa Simpson: Hello, 911? This is Lisa Simpson...Nurse: Simpson? Look, we've already been down there tonight for a sisterectomy, a case of severe butt rot, and a leprechaun fight. How dumb do you think we are?
Shary Bobbins: Hello. I'm Sharry Bobbins.Homer Simpson: Did you say Mary Pop...?Shary Bobbins: No! I definitely did not! I'm an original creation, like Rickey Rouse
Grampa: I have an announcement to make. I've decided to give Bea's money away. There are people who really need it. I'm gonna let them come to me and plead their case and then I'll decide who needs it most.Lisa: Grampa, that's the noblest thought that's ever been expressed at this table.Bart Simpson: Give it to us, Grampa.Homer Simpson: Bart! Forgive him, Dad. He's just a stupid little kid who says the first thing that pops into his head, but, you know, there's wisdom in his innocence.Grampa: You don't want it.Homer Simpson: Yes, I do.