Bart: Dad! Oh, Dad!Homer: Avenge me, son. Avenge my death.
Sideshow Bob: I did it! I did it all! There! Is that what you want, you smarmy, little bastards?Bart: We want the truth!Sideshow Bob: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. No truth-handler, you. Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities!
Homer Simpson: Okay, boy. This is where all the hard work, sacrifice, and painful scaldings pay off.Employee: Four pounds of grease... that comes to... sixty-three cents.Homer Simpson: Woo-hoo!Bart Simpson: Dad, all that bacon cost twenty-seven dollars.Homer Simpson: Yeah, but your mom paid for that!Bart Simpson: But doesn't she get her money from you?Homer Simpson: And I get my money from grease! What's the problem?
Lisa Simpson: Dad, what if I told you that you could lose weight without diet or exercise?Homer Simpson: I'd call you a lying scumbag, honey. Why?