White Collar quotes

Elizabeth Burke: Honey?
Peter Burke: Yeah?
Elizabeth Burke: What is this?
Peter Burke: I was gonna talk to you about that. That is part of an undercover job I was working. And part of the cover was that I had to talk to another woman.
Elizabeth Burke: You must've been quite the conversationalist.
Peter Burke: I had to flirt with her so Neal could get closer to the target.
Elizabeth Burke: Isn't it usually the other way around?
Peter Burke: Hmm. She chose me.
Elizabeth Burke: You had to seduce another woman?
Peter Burke: No. No. I had... just had drinks with her. Nothing happened, El. I swear.
Peter Burke: Are you laughing?
Peter Burke: You're laughing. You're laughing.
Elizabeth Burke: You had to flirt? You hate flirting.
Peter Burke: I know. And now I remember why.
Elizabeth Burke: What did you say to her?
Peter Burke: I said that she looked thirsty.
Peter Burke: It worked.
Elizabeth Burke: Oh, please tell me there's surveillance video of this. I gotta see this.

Elizabeth Burke, Peter Burke

Neal Caffrey: The model boats in Dobbs' library - they all had women's names.
Mozzie: Yeah, there was... Claudia, Annette, Adele.
Neal Caffrey: Esmeralda, Isabella
Peter Burke: Isabella, I can tell - a, Esmeralda find Adele - a
Neal Caffrey: Peter, this is not the time.
Mozzie: What?
Peter Burke: Mirabella so compella... was there a Mirabella?
Neal Caffrey: Yeah.
Peter Burke: Rob's fair ladies!
Mozzie: Did he get into the rum?
Neal Caffrey: I don't know.
Peter Burke: These were the names of Dobbs' boats?
Neal Caffrey: Yeah, how did you know that?
Mozzie: Who cares. Why did you just defile a nursery rhyme?
Peter Burke: Forget the boat. I think I have a way to get you back to New York.

Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke

James Bennett: Hey, Neal, you awake?
Neal Caffrey: What are you doing here so early?
James Bennett: Guess you didn't get Peter's call.
Neal Caffrey: Uh, no. I was sleeping. What's going on?
James Bennett: He didn't get into specifics. Just said we ought to meet here right away.
James Bennett: Didn't know you had company.
Neal Caffrey: I've got company.
James Bennett: I'm Neal's dad. You must be Kate.
Sara Ellis: Uh, Neal?
Neal Caffrey: I haven't told him everything.
James Bennett: Oh, sorry. Alex.
Sara Ellis: It's Sara.
James Bennett: The insurance investigator.
Sara Ellis: He shoots, he scores.
James Bennett: I should've brought more coffee.
Sara Ellis: Are more people coming?
Mozzie: Greetings, fellow conspirators.
Sara Ellis: Of course.
Mozzie: Who called Sara?
Sara Ellis: No one called me.
Mozzie: Well, here, take this. It's too late for caffeine.
Peter Burke: Oh, good, you're all here. Who called Sara?
Neal Caffrey: Okay, how is it possible that three grown men don't understand what's going on here?

Neal Caffrey