White Collar quotes

Peter Burke: My dad and I spent Sunday nights pouring over stock books, magnifiers, stamp tongs, hinge mounts...
Neal Caffrey: Aww, Wally and the Beav ever stop by to join in all the fun?
Peter Burke: You laugh, but I still have my membership card in the American Philatelic Society.
Neal Caffrey: I hope you realize how lucky you are to have ever kissed a human female.

Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey

Neal Caffrey: I can't con a widow.
Peter Burke: You can if it's to save her.

Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke

Peter Burke: You let me down, Neal.
Neal Caffrey: I let you down? You told Fowler to look for my signature.
Peter Burke: And you told me to look at your bonds under polarized light, remember? Well, guess what. I did. And yeah, you signed them.
Neal Caffrey: And you think I'd be stupid enough to do that again?
Peter Burke: I guess you were. The thief is associated with law enforcement, your anklet was tampered with, you have no alibi, and your initials are on the diamond. What am I supposed to think?
Neal Caffrey: I was set up.
Peter Burke: By who?
Neal Caffrey: I'm working on that.
Peter Burke: You're not helping things.
Prison Gaurd: Agent Burke?
Peter Burke: What?
Prison Gaurd: His lawyer's here.
Peter Burke: He's a lawyer?
Mozzie: You can check my University of Phoenix online degree. Go Cardinals. Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to speak to my client. Alone.
Neal Caffrey: I didn't let you down.

Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey