White Collar quotes

Neal Caffrey: I can't con a widow.
Peter Burke: You can if it's to save her.

Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke

Peter Burke: My dad and I spent Sunday nights pouring over stock books, magnifiers, stamp tongs, hinge mounts...
Neal Caffrey: Aww, Wally and the Beav ever stop by to join in all the fun?
Peter Burke: You laugh, but I still have my membership card in the American Philatelic Society.
Neal Caffrey: I hope you realize how lucky you are to have ever kissed a human female.

Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey

Elizabeth Burke: Honey?
Peter Burke: Yeah?
Elizabeth Burke: What is this?
Peter Burke: I was gonna talk to you about that. That is part of an undercover job I was working. And part of the cover was that I had to talk to another woman.
Elizabeth Burke: You must've been quite the conversationalist.
Peter Burke: I had to flirt with her so Neal could get closer to the target.
Elizabeth Burke: Isn't it usually the other way around?
Peter Burke: Hmm. She chose me.
Elizabeth Burke: You had to seduce another woman?
Peter Burke: No. No. I had... just had drinks with her. Nothing happened, El. I swear.
Peter Burke: Are you laughing?
Peter Burke: You're laughing. You're laughing.
Elizabeth Burke: You had to flirt? You hate flirting.
Peter Burke: I know. And now I remember why.
Elizabeth Burke: What did you say to her?
Peter Burke: I said that she looked thirsty.
Peter Burke: It worked.
Elizabeth Burke: Oh, please tell me there's surveillance video of this. I gotta see this.

Elizabeth Burke, Peter Burke