White Collar quotes

Neal Caffrey: Doesn't the FBI have a policy about that?
Peter Burke: That's the military. We don't ask. We don't care.

Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke

Neal Caffrey: Every case gets a nickname. Hagen was The Dutchman before you ID'ed him. What was my nickname?
Peter Burke: Oh, don't recall.
Neal Caffrey: Aww, that's too bad. Well, the sooner you remember, the sooner we can move on.
Peter Burke: James Bonds.
Neal Caffrey: Bonds.
Neal Caffrey: James Bonds.
Peter Burke: Yes, yes.
Neal Caffrey: Would you like another beer?
Peter Burke: Yeah.
Neal Caffrey: Shaken, not stirred?
Peter Burke: See, I knew it was a mistake telling you.

Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke

Neal Caffrey: How much longer are you staying here?
Mozzie: Just until I get myself onto some financial secure footing. Okay if I air-dry on the terrace?
Neal Caffrey: No, Moz. Tell me how I can help?
Mozzie: Big Brother burned through all my resources; no safe houses, no capital. What's worst - the Federal Bureau of Invasion has confined you to this impenetrable dog pound.
Neal Caffrey: It's my apartment.
Mozzie: A sublimely spacious cell.
Neal Caffrey: Does that make you my cell mate?
Mozzie: I prefer the term "miss incarcerated"
Neal Caffrey: That sounds like you just won a prison pagent.
Mozzie: A: I could. B: I'll think of a better term.

Neal Caffrey