White Collar quotes

Neal Caffrey: Man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, then steps in it.
Peter Burke: Steinbeck. Didn't he also say, "You have the right to remain silent"?
Neal Caffrey: I think that was Sergeant Friday.
Peter Burke: Yup, I get those two mixed up.

Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke

Mozzie: Somebody's trying to kill me.
Peter Burke: What? Why am I not surprised?

Peter Burke

James Bennett: Hey, Neal, you awake?
Neal Caffrey: What are you doing here so early?
James Bennett: Guess you didn't get Peter's call.
Neal Caffrey: Uh, no. I was sleeping. What's going on?
James Bennett: He didn't get into specifics. Just said we ought to meet here right away.
James Bennett: Didn't know you had company.
Neal Caffrey: I've got company.
James Bennett: I'm Neal's dad. You must be Kate.
Sara Ellis: Uh, Neal?
Neal Caffrey: I haven't told him everything.
James Bennett: Oh, sorry. Alex.
Sara Ellis: It's Sara.
James Bennett: The insurance investigator.
Sara Ellis: He shoots, he scores.
James Bennett: I should've brought more coffee.
Sara Ellis: Are more people coming?
Mozzie: Greetings, fellow conspirators.
Sara Ellis: Of course.
Mozzie: Who called Sara?
Sara Ellis: No one called me.
Mozzie: Well, here, take this. It's too late for caffeine.
Peter Burke: Oh, good, you're all here. Who called Sara?
Neal Caffrey: Okay, how is it possible that three grown men don't understand what's going on here?

Neal Caffrey