White Collar quotes

Neal Caffrey: Preacher's here.
Peter Burke: That was fast.
Mozzie: Sorry I'm late.
Peter Burke: Don't tell me he's been ordained.
Neal Caffrey: Twice.
Peter Burke: Tax dodge?
Mozzie: Oh, yeah, like I pay taxes.

Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke

Peter Burke: Bancroft's here.
Neal Caffrey: Your boss' boss.
Peter Burke: This can't be good.
Neal Caffrey: Do all the higher-ups do double finger point?
Peter Burke: They teach it at Quantico. Wait here.

Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey

Peter Burke: You once told me you never lied to me and you never will. So I need to know something. The first time Kramer and I went after you for the Degas, how did you switch the paintings?
Neal Caffrey: I snuck up to the penthouse, pulled the swap, then base-jumped off the building and landed on Wall Street.
Peter Burke: Fine. Don't tell me.

Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey