Peter Burke: Bancroft's here.Neal Caffrey: Your boss' boss.Peter Burke: This can't be good.Neal Caffrey: Do all the higher-ups do double finger point?Peter Burke: They teach it at Quantico. Wait here.
Peter Burke: How are you holding up?Neal Caffrey: They don't let me wear ties.Peter Burke: Overrated.Neal Caffrey: Food's as bad as I remember.Peter Burke: Coffee?Neal Caffrey: Instant.Peter Burke: Cruel and unusual.
Elizabeth Burke: Honey?Peter Burke: Yeah?Elizabeth Burke: What is this?Peter Burke: I was gonna talk to you about that. That is part of an undercover job I was working. And part of the cover was that I had to talk to another woman.Elizabeth Burke: You must've been quite the conversationalist.Peter Burke: I had to flirt with her so Neal could get closer to the target.Elizabeth Burke: Isn't it usually the other way around?Peter Burke: Hmm. She chose me.Elizabeth Burke: You had to seduce another woman?Peter Burke: No. No. I had... just had drinks with her. Nothing happened, El. I swear.Peter Burke: Are you laughing?Peter Burke: You're laughing. You're laughing.Elizabeth Burke: You had to flirt? You hate flirting.Peter Burke: I know. And now I remember why.Elizabeth Burke: What did you say to her?Peter Burke: I said that she looked thirsty.Peter Burke: It worked.Elizabeth Burke: Oh, please tell me there's surveillance video of this. I gotta see this.
Peter Burke: Some things are better enjoyed from a distance.Neal Caffrey: Like grand larsony.Peter Burke: Are all of your hobbies illegal?Neal Caffrey: I like chess.Peter Burke: You hustled chess in Union Square.