Neal Caffrey: Preacher's here.Peter Burke: That was fast.Mozzie: Sorry I'm late.Peter Burke: Don't tell me he's been ordained.Neal Caffrey: Twice.Peter Burke: Tax dodge?Mozzie: Oh, yeah, like I pay taxes.
Peter Burke: Moz, the US government is Not conducting mind control experimentsMozzie: Hah! That's what they Made you think
Neal Caffrey: Morning, Peter.Peter Burke: I see your quest for Manhattan's best brew continues.Neal Caffrey: One's for you.Peter Burke: Oh. Yankee tickets. Versus the Red Sox.Neal Caffrey: Yeah, I got 'em from Frankie Whispers. I'm not gonna use 'em.Peter Burke: They're behind home plate.Neal Caffrey: Oh? I hear that's good.Peter Burke: Uh-huh. You bought coffee, Yankee tickets. This is not your most subtle con.Neal Caffrey: Con? Peter, I am hurt that you...Peter Burke: You're trying to get back on my good side.Neal Caffrey: Is that a crime?
Peter Burke: My dad and I spent Sunday nights pouring over stock books, magnifiers, stamp tongs, hinge mounts...Neal Caffrey: Aww, Wally and the Beav ever stop by to join in all the fun?Peter Burke: You laugh, but I still have my membership card in the American Philatelic Society.Neal Caffrey: I hope you realize how lucky you are to have ever kissed a human female.
