Neal Caffrey: Peter, mi casa is su casa.Peter Burke: Su casa is not even su casa.
Peter Burke: You ever wonder what would've happened if I hadn't made you my C.I.?Neal Caffrey: I'd still be in jail and your arrest rate would be in the low 70s.Peter Burke: High 80s.
Clinton Jones: All right, you know, I heard he had a pretty serious relationship with with a female agent down at Quantico. She joined SSG.Neal Caffrey: The CIA of the FBI?
Neal Caffrey: Man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, then steps in it.Peter Burke: Steinbeck. Didn't he also say, "You have the right to remain silent"?Neal Caffrey: I think that was Sergeant Friday.Peter Burke: Yup, I get those two mixed up.
