Peter Burke: You ever wonder what would've happened if I hadn't made you my C.I.?Neal Caffrey: I'd still be in jail and your arrest rate would be in the low 70s.Peter Burke: High 80s.
Just because I don't like guns doesn't mean I can't use one.
Neal Caffrey: Morning, Peter.Peter Burke: I see your quest for Manhattan's best brew continues.Neal Caffrey: One's for you.Peter Burke: Oh. Yankee tickets. Versus the Red Sox.Neal Caffrey: Yeah, I got 'em from Frankie Whispers. I'm not gonna use 'em.Peter Burke: They're behind home plate.Neal Caffrey: Oh? I hear that's good.Peter Burke: Uh-huh. You bought coffee, Yankee tickets. This is not your most subtle con.Neal Caffrey: Con? Peter, I am hurt that you...Peter Burke: You're trying to get back on my good side.Neal Caffrey: Is that a crime?
Peter Burke: Some things are better enjoyed from a distance.Neal Caffrey: Like grand larsony.Peter Burke: Are all of your hobbies illegal?Neal Caffrey: I like chess.Peter Burke: You hustled chess in Union Square.