Elizabeth Burke: Honey, relax. You're not in trouble.Peter Burke: Oh, thank God.
Neal Caffrey: Man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, then steps in it.Peter Burke: Steinbeck. Didn't he also say, "You have the right to remain silent"?Neal Caffrey: I think that was Sergeant Friday.Peter Burke: Yup, I get those two mixed up.
Peter Burke: How are you holding up?Neal Caffrey: They don't let me wear ties.Peter Burke: Overrated.Neal Caffrey: Food's as bad as I remember.Peter Burke: Coffee?Neal Caffrey: Instant.Peter Burke: Cruel and unusual.
Peter Burke: Moz, the US government is Not conducting mind control experimentsMozzie: Hah! That's what they Made you think