Peter Burke: How are you holding up?Neal Caffrey: They don't let me wear ties.Peter Burke: Overrated.Neal Caffrey: Food's as bad as I remember.Peter Burke: Coffee?Neal Caffrey: Instant.Peter Burke: Cruel and unusual.
Neal Caffrey: Every case gets a nickname. Hagen was The Dutchman before you ID'ed him. What was my nickname?Peter Burke: Oh, don't recall.Neal Caffrey: Aww, that's too bad. Well, the sooner you remember, the sooner we can move on.Peter Burke: James Bonds.Neal Caffrey: Bonds.Neal Caffrey: James Bonds.Peter Burke: Yes, yes.Neal Caffrey: Would you like another beer?Peter Burke: Yeah.Neal Caffrey: Shaken, not stirred?Peter Burke: See, I knew it was a mistake telling you.
Elizabeth Burke: Honey?Peter Burke: Yeah?Elizabeth Burke: What is this?Peter Burke: I was gonna talk to you about that. That is part of an undercover job I was working. And part of the cover was that I had to talk to another woman.Elizabeth Burke: You must've been quite the conversationalist.Peter Burke: I had to flirt with her so Neal could get closer to the target.Elizabeth Burke: Isn't it usually the other way around?Peter Burke: Hmm. She chose me.Elizabeth Burke: You had to seduce another woman?Peter Burke: No. No. I had... just had drinks with her. Nothing happened, El. I swear.Peter Burke: Are you laughing?Peter Burke: You're laughing. You're laughing.Elizabeth Burke: You had to flirt? You hate flirting.Peter Burke: I know. And now I remember why.Elizabeth Burke: What did you say to her?Peter Burke: I said that she looked thirsty.Peter Burke: It worked.Elizabeth Burke: Oh, please tell me there's surveillance video of this. I gotta see this.
Neal Caffrey: I love a good art heist.Peter Burke: Solving a good art heist.Neal Caffrey: That's what I said.
