Sheldon Cooper: I went down to the city compliance office to turn you in.
Howard Wolowitz: Are you kidding?
Sheldon Cooper: But I didn't do it. I filled out the form and then realized that the unwritten laws of friendship are more important than the written rules of the city of Altadena City and Planning Department.
Bernadette Rostenkowski: Aw.
Howard Wolowitz: Really? Aw?
Sheldon Cooper: And you'll be happy to know that while I was there I did look into your neighbor's balcony and it is encroaching on your property line. I had all this pent-up snitch energy so I reported him hard.
Howard Wolowitz: What did they say?
Sheldon Cooper: He's going to have to remove it.
Bernadette Rostenkowski: So the good guys win?
Sheldon Cooper: Well, I don't know if I'd call you the good guys. You're enforcing a law on him which you're willfully ignoring yourselves.
Bernadette Rostenkowski: Uh. All right, fine. The morally compromising guys win!
Sheldon Cooper: Apparently so.