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Read more Howard Wolowitz QuotesFrom: The Big Bang Theory
Sheldon Cooper: Leonard! Leonard!Leonard Hofstadter: What?Sheldon Cooper: You realize you and I could become brothers?Leonard Hofstadter: We're not going to be brothers; we're not going to be step-brothers. Go to sleep.Sheldon Cooper: I hope you're right, 'cause a grown man living with his brother and his brother's wife is weird.Leonard Hofstadter: Go to sleep.Sheldon Cooper: OK.Sheldon Cooper: You think your father's doing unspeakable things to my mother?Leonard Hofstadter: No.Sheldon Cooper: Are you saying that because the things are unspeakable?Penny Hofstadter: Your parents are old; anything unspeakable was finished by .9:30. Go to sleep.Sheldon Cooper: Very well.Leonard Hofstadter: I'm sorry if this stuff is going to make the ceremony awkward.Penny Hofstadter: Ah, I thought my brother fresh out of jail was going to make everyone uncomfortable, but now this...
Leonard Hofstadter: All right.Penny: What's wrong?Leonard Hofstadter: I'm not sure. Just feels a little anticlimactic.Penny: Yeah, it kind of does, huh?Leonard Hofstadter: Oh, I know. This might help.Penny: Where did you get a ring?Leonard Hofstadter: I've... had it for a couple of years, not important.Leonard Hofstadter: Penny, will you marry...Penny: Oh, my God. Yes.Leonard Hofstadter: This would have been so much more romantic if you didn't have monkey hair on your finger.
Leonard Hofstadter: When did we get a wall safe?Sheldon Cooper: When there was no more room in the floor safe.Leonard Hofstadter: When did we get a floor safe?Sheldon Cooper: When we got the security camera!Leonard Hofstadter: There's a security camera?Sheldon Cooper: Aquaman, protecting your home since 2012.Penny Hofstadter: Oh my God, we've done things on that couch.Sheldon Cooper: Yeah, you don't have to tell me.