Wil Wheaton: Sheldon, do you really think we're going to fight?Sheldon Cooper: My fists are not up here because I'm milking a giant, invisible cow.
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Sheldon Cooper: Hey, if you want me to sleep, you're going to have to stop talking.
Sheldon Cooper: I have some odd freckles on my buttocks. Can I make an an appointment for you to look at them?Emily Sweeney: Um, OK. I guess.Amy Farrah Fowler: I'm with him three years, nothing. She's with him two minutes and he's taking his pants off.
Thor and Dr. Jones, Thor and Dr. Jones. One plays with lightning, the other plays with bones.