Penny: There! Looks fine, right?Leonard Hofstadter: Mmm... butt print. There's not discernible butt print.Penny: Oh, come on.Penny: There! Butt print.Leonard Hofstadter: It's too small and too... perfect.Penny: Thank you!
Penny: Uh, that doesn't sound good.Sheldon Cooper: Remember the old days when I used to point out that your check engine light was on?Penny: Yes.Sheldon Cooper: Well, we're ready to stroll down memory lane. Penny your check engine light is on.Penny: Yes, I know it's on Sheldon. Oh, no, no, no, no. I can't afford this right now.Sheldon Cooper: Maybe it's just something minor. Oh good news. The light just went out.
Raj Koothrappali: Isn't this romantic?Sheldon Cooper: I hope that's a rhetorical question, because I don't know.
Raj Koothrappali: You're so arrogant! If you were a superhero, your name would be Captain Arrogant. And you know what your superpower would be? Arrogance!Sheldon Cooper: You're wrong again. If my superpower were arrogance, my name would be Dr. Arroganto.