Richard Castle: Yeah. She's still not taking my calls.Kate Beckett: Well, can you blame her, Castle? You practically turned her into a Smurf.Richard Castle: Na'vi would be a more contemporary reference.
Richard Castle: So you, being the expert veteran of dozens of crime scenes, decided to pick up the murder weapon, to what? Ensure that we had your prints?Richard Castle: Maybe you missed the part where I said she was shot dead. When I heard the noises coming from the next room, I thought whoever killed her was coming back. So I picked up the gun to defend myself. It seemed like a very good idea at the time. That's when you, Esposito, and Annie Oakley come bursting through the door.Captain Roy Montgomery: Annie Oakley?Kevin Ryan: I kind of almost shot... Castle.Kevin Ryan: What? He had a gun.
Richard Castle: And where are you off to?Alexis Castle: Oh, I signed up for an escort service. I have to meet a client.Richard Castle: What? On a what?Alexis Castle: I just wanted to see if you were listening. I am going to the library. To study.Richard Castle: Not cool.Alexis Castle: Bye, Kate.Kate Beckett: Oh, bye-bye.Richard Castle: A goodbye kiss? When did that start?Kate Beckett: Just now. Yeah. No, I'm as surprised as you are.Richard Castle: Well, I don't know that I'm surprised. I mean, you are pretty lovable.Kate Beckett: Well, you raised a great person, so...Richard Castle: Mmm. You say that now. You weren't here for the beginning.
Javier Esposito: Maybe Castle's right. I mean, since we're going to be there, we might as well consider the Sapphire as a *potential* bachelor party venue.Richard Castle: I'm so happy you said that, because there are a number of establishments down there that cater to bachelor party events. I think maybe we should take a little sampling.Kevin Ryan: No, no, no. We are not sampling any clubs.Javier Esposito: What? Come on, bro. Why are you stalling us on this?Kevin Ryan: Look Javier, I...Kevin Ryan: I got some bad news.Kevin Ryan: I had to ask Jenny's half-brother, Nelson, to be my best man.Javier Esposito: Nelson?... That guy I met at your birthday party? 16, with braces? Couldn't stop talking about being a mathlete?Kevin Ryan: It was a family thing. I-I didn't have a choice.Javier Esposito: Yeah, you did.Richard Castle: No, actually, when it comes to weddings, you don't.Richard Castle: Trust me. You do not want to start a marriage with a family feud.Javier Esposito: This sucks.Kevin Ryan: I know.Javier Esposito: And I was gonna give you an awesome send-off, bro.Kevin Ryan: I know.Richard Castle: Well boys, I'm sorry. I'm sorry it had to come to this. I didn't want it to, but it looks like we have no choice. There is no other way. IBPWOC. Impromptu Bachelor Party While On Case.
