Richard Castle: Every writer needs inspiration... and I found mine.Kate Beckett: Always.Richard Castle: Always.
Kate Beckett: Okay, Magoo, let's see that bottle.Jeffrey McGuigan: Seriously? You're just gonna walk into my crib and start bossing me around?Richard Castle: Well, I don't see it here. You didn't happen to... break the bottle over... something?Jeffrey McGuigan: Hey, what is this about? You know, I may have dropped out of Cornell when my company went *public*, but I still know my rights.Kate Beckett: That bottle that you purchased might have been used to commit murder. So unless you wanna learn your Miranda rights, you better quit stalling and show us where it is.Jeffrey McGuigan: Yeah, okay, cool. I'm not stalling.Kate Beckett: Great.Jeffrey McGuigan: Yeah.Richard Castle: You were throwing it out?Jeffrey McGuigan: It's in the blue bucket. I recycle.Kate Beckett: Well, it's still *intact*... Unless a sliver of glass came out when it hit.Jeffrey McGuigan: Man, nobody hit anybody.Richard Castle: Yes, well, keep mixing root beer with fine Scotch, that may change.
Senator William Bracken: No. No no no no, forget it! I've got nothing to say to you!Richard Castle: Oh, tough! I know Beckett was here and I know why! So you're gonna call off your dogs right now.Senator William Bracken: Or what? Are you gonna write something mean about me?Richard Castle: Or I'm gonna start a scholarship in your name and offer it to the children of the first inmate who shanks you in the prison laundry.Senator William Bracken: You'll be wasting your money.Richard Castle: Oh, forgive me if I don't take your word for it.
Richard Castle: Careful. I made it a little strong this morning.Kate Beckett: Okay.Kate Beckett: Mmm.Kate Beckett: Yes, that will wake the dead.Richard Castle: Would certainly make your job a lot easier. One interview. "He's the guy who killed me." Case closed.
