Jason: I'm not talking to Mr. Castle. He's a jerk face!
Richard Castle: Okay, you know what? He's the jerk face!
Kate Beckett: He's eight years old. You've been here for a day and a half and you already have a nemesis?
Richard Castle: How was I supposed to know he'd be the witness?
Richard Castle: Kate!
Richard Castle: You're alive! Oh... and you're naked.
Kate Beckett: Castle, turn around!
Richard Castle: You know, your apartment *is* on fire, now might not be the best time for modesty.
Kate Beckett: Castle, hand me a towel!
Richard Castle: The towels are on fire.
Kate Beckett: Well, what about the bathrobe?
Richard Castle: The...
Kate Beckett: Castle?
Richard Castle: Hmm.
Kate Beckett: Should I be worried about your commitment to our engagement?
Richard Castle: No. why?
Kate Beckett: 'Cause it says right here that you're getting back together with your ex-wife.
Richard Castle: What?
Kate Beckett: Right here, page six.
Richard Castle: "Castle caught cuddling with ex-wife publisher". No, no. This was a business lunch. We were discussing Heat and Storm books.
Kate Beckett: Oh, so, um, you weren't...
Kate Beckett: "gazing lovingly into her eyes"?
Richard Castle: She had spinach in her teeth! That's just... Okay. I don't... See, this wouldn't happen if you just let me announce our engagement.
Kate Beckett: We already talked about this. Everyone that's important to us already knows.
Richard Castle: Yes, and just because I'm a public figure doesn't mean you need to be one, too. I know.
Kate Beckett: Exactly.
Richard Castle: Well, so long as you don't mind this sort of thing happening.
Kate Beckett: I don't. 'Cause it's not true. And it only gives me more material to torture you with.
Richard Castle: Mmm, and the student becomes the master.