Dennis Abbott: He stood in my office, looked me in the eye, and lied to me, and I bought it.Kimball Cho: Don't feel bad. Jane could sell cats to mice.
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Ray Haffner: No, no. My hat's off. I-I only lasted two days as Jane's boss. He nearly killed me. So you--you --clearly know things that I don't.Teresa Lisbon: He is not that hard to handle.Ray Haffner: Really? Seriously? 'Cause I know a couple... thousand people who would disagree with that.
Erica Flynn: I'm a professional in the field of romance and relationships. And it pains me to admit it, but, in my professional opinion, you and Lisbon will not last as a couple.Patrick Jane: Why is that?Erica Flynn: Because you're drawn to each other for the wrong reasons. You're attracted to her virtue, her honesty and her goodness - things you think you lack. She's interested in you for your 'danger'; your unpredictability; your transgressions. These superficial qualities are alluring, even erotic, but they don't make for a lasting relationship.Patrick Jane: And what does?Erica Flynn: Finding your soulmate - the person who sees the world they way you do, who laughs at the things you laugh at, and... wants the things you want.Patrick Jane: And that's you?Erica Flynn: Here I am.Patrick Jane: I love Lisbon. And I'm taking you to the real police, and they're gonna lock you up for the rest of your life.Erica Flynn: Oh, Patrick. I tried
You listen to me. You tell me right now how to get this damn vest off, or God forgive me, I will kill you!