Teresa Lisbon: I'm sorry, that was embarrassing.Passenger on Plane: Oh, shush, honey. Every woman on this plane is green with envy.
Read more Teresa Lisbon QuotesFrom: The Mentalist
Patrick Jane: For youTeresa Lisbon: Does it squirt water?Patrick Jane: Nooo, no trick... Maybe just a little trick. Catch the killerTeresa Lisbon: With a hydrangea?Patrick Jane: YaTeresa Lisbon: How?Patrick Jane: Well wouldn't that be spoiling the fun?Teresa Lisbon: ...for you. Spoiling the fun for youPatrick Jane: That's the fun that matters
Teresa Lisbon: Now you're stealing an ambulance?Patrick Jane: No, I'm just admiring the interior. Wicked GPS. How much you think one of these rigs goes for?
Patrick Jane: Oh, what do you have planned for the day? You don't officially have a case, do you? You can relax. Get a massage, mani-pedi.Teresa Lisbon: No. I have to go and offer protection to the six people on your list, which you are going to give me.Patrick Jane: I was hoping you'd opt for the massage.