The Mentalist quotes

Teresa Lisbon: Know what's weird about those guys? None of them seem to give a damn. A colleague of theirs falls out of the sky and they seem okay with it. Is that guilt or indifference?
Patrick Jane: Corporate brainwashing.

Patrick Jane, Teresa Lisbon

Sam Bosco: Well that's pretty good. You should get an act together. Can you do Barbara Streissand.
Patrick Jane: Don't tempt me.

Patrick Jane

Virgil Minelli: Now we're arresting them. Hooray.
Teresa Lisbon: We have the right. He assaulted Jane and he looks good for the murders.
Virgil Minelli: Before you charge a cop with murder, he better look better than good. He better look like damn the Mona Lisa.

Teresa Lisbon