The Mentalist quotes
Wayne Rigsby: Miss Kasser, we need to speak to your son. Where is he?
Jori Kasser: That's the thing. I haven't heard from Steven since I talked to the chief.
Officer Price: Steve's missing? Why didn't you say anything?
Jori Kasser: I was hoping it was a coincidence. Sometimes he disappears.
Wayne Rigsby: Do you think your son had something to do with the murder of Chief Green?
Jori Kasser: No, not if he was sober.
Teresa Lisbon: Why?
Patrick Jane: Lao-tzu.
Teresa Lisbon: Lao-tzu?
Patrick Jane: Famous Chinese philosopher.
Teresa Lisbon: What has he got to do with anything?
Patrick Jane: Ah, your unconscious sexual bias at work there, Lisbon. You assumed he was a he.
Teresa Lisbon: Well, was he?
Patrick Jane: He was. Not the point.