The Mentalist quotes

The closest a man should come to touching a fitted sweater is helping a woman out of one.

Patrick Jane

Kimball Cho: What secret?
Summer Edgecombe: Cost you a Thousand dollars to find out
Kimball Cho: A Thousand dollars?
Summer Edgecombe: and dinner at a nice restaurant.
Kimball Cho: $500 and a pizza.
Summer Edgecombe: $600, no mushrooms.
Kimball Cho: Deal.
Summer Edgecombe: I hate mushrooms.

Kimball Cho

Dennis Abbott: Bill Peterson doesn't have much of a bedside manner, but he's not a traitor.
Kimball Cho: I thought we couldn't rule anyone out.
Patrick Jane: Abbott's right. Peterson's not a suspect.
Dennis Abbott: Good. So, we'll, uh, just dig down into his team. Personal reviews, bank records. Anything that points to a motive. Ego, revenge.
Dennis Abbott: What? You disagree?
Patrick Jane: Well, they're all poorly paid government employees. You're not gonna have to dig too deep to find motive.
Dennis Abbott: You have a better idea?
Patrick Jane: Maybe. But first I need someone to run an errand for me.

Patrick Jane