The Mentalist quotes

Teresa Lisbon: You--come on. Let's talk.
Vigilance Guard 1: Before we do, can I just ask: are you happy in your lives?
Teresa Lisbon: Sit down!

Teresa Lisbon

Teresa Lisbon: You guys look into this Jasper character.
Patrick Jane: Don't bother, he's a red herring.
Grace Van Pelt: What does it mean anyway? "A red herring?"
Teresa Lisbon: A red herring is what you look into regardless of what Jane tells you.

Teresa Lisbon

Kimball Cho: Welcome to the future.
Luther Wainwright: They promised us jet packs and gave us compromised investigations.

Kimball Cho