Patrick Jane: I need your help.Teresa Lisbon: My help? What about Darcy?Patrick Jane: Eh... it didn't work out. Long story. Uh, no big deal. I'll tell you when you get here.Teresa Lisbon: I'm busy here.Patrick Jane: Call me when you're close.
Rob Wallace: [thinks Jane and Grace are engaged] Ok I'm just going to say it. Are you sure about marrying this guy? I mean, he kind of appears to be a jerk. I mean - no offense.Grace Van Pelt: Oh no. Yes. I'm not marrying him. That's no. Don't worry about that. Not gonna happen.
Sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do so worse things don't happen.
Ladies and gentlemen, quick announcement: I'd like you to give a very warm welcome to Walter's new girlfriend, number one - Teresa Lisbon.