Teresa Lisbon: What can you get for $127.68?Kimball Cho: You can go crazy at the Olive Garden.
Teresa Lisbon: It's good to see you care.Patrick Jane: You know sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
Teresa Lisbon: We're family! What you're doing is a kind of betrayal, a surrender, a defeat. You're letting Red John win!Patrick Jane: Oh please. Please, really? Okay enough. All right. No more pulling away. All right? Here, give me a hug.Teresa Lisbon: You don't mean it. I can tell.Patrick Jane: What do you mean? You can't tell. I don't mean it, but you can't tell that I don't. You're guessing.Teresa Lisbon: Yes, I can tell.Patrick Jane: How?Teresa Lisbon: I don't know. I can tell when you're lying.Patrick Jane: You can't.Teresa Lisbon: I can too.Patrick Jane: That' nonsense. You're lying. Liar, liar pants on fire.Teresa Lisbon: I'm not lying.Patrick Jane: You are.
Patrick Jane: You're not dead.Kristina Frye: You're talking to a ghost and still you're a skeptic. You are impossible.