Kimball Cho: Bosco's team calls us "Bert and Ernie."Wayne Rigsby: You knew that, and you didn't say anything?Kimball Cho: I knew it'd bother you.Wayne Rigsby: Doesn't bother you?Kimball Cho: No. Ernie's the clever, handsome one.
Teresa Lisbon: It's good to see you care.Patrick Jane: You know sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
Amber: That's a very clever trick.Patrick Jane: It's not rocket surgery.
Dennis Abbott: We can't arrest people under false pretenses.Patrick Jane: We can't?Dennis Abbott , Kim Fischer: No.Patrick Jane: Why not?Kim Fischer: It's illegal.Patrick Jane: Oh. Well, that's a problem.