Abigail Barge: Tell Mr. Jane, he's a mean, irresponsible sadist.Teresa Lisbon: Oh, I will.
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Coach Dieter: You made that sound like I'm a sex molester or something. I smacked a couple kids because they needed an attitude adjustment. Their panty-waist parents made an issue of it.Wayne Rigsby: That's okay then?Coach Dieter: That's football.
Grant: Stephanie? Oh my God. You look fantastic.Teresa Lisbon: I'm sorry. I'm not Stephanie. I'm...Patrick Jane: Whoa.Teresa Lisbon: Do that again and I'll arrest you!Grant: Sorry, I had to. You've always been the one.
Teresa Lisbon: We're family! What you're doing is a kind of betrayal, a surrender, a defeat. You're letting Red John win!Patrick Jane: Oh please. Please, really? Okay enough. All right. No more pulling away. All right? Here, give me a hug.Teresa Lisbon: You don't mean it. I can tell.Patrick Jane: What do you mean? You can't tell. I don't mean it, but you can't tell that I don't. You're guessing.Teresa Lisbon: Yes, I can tell.Patrick Jane: How?Teresa Lisbon: I don't know. I can tell when you're lying.Patrick Jane: You can't.Teresa Lisbon: I can too.Patrick Jane: That' nonsense. You're lying. Liar, liar pants on fire.Teresa Lisbon: I'm not lying.Patrick Jane: You are.
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