Grace Van Pelt: A little old to be necking, aren't they?Patrick Jane: There's an age limit on that?
Marshal Lawson: Patrick Jane? You are Patrick Jane?Patrick Jane: Yeah, when it suits me.
Patrick Jane: You really want me to tell you? It's gonna ruin the surprise.Teresa Lisbon: Yes. I don't like surprises.Patrick Jane: Three guesses then.Patrick Jane: I'll give you a hint.Patrick Jane: It's-it's not animal or vegetable.
Patrick Jane: It's nice to be nice. But if you want to get ahead in life, sometimes you have to be a bitch. I know you know how.Grace Van Pelt: Gee, thanks.Patrick Jane: It's all about the balance, Grace. Yin, Yang. Nice, bitch. Little bit of bitch inside the nice, a little bit of nice inside the bitch.Grace Van Pelt: Yeah, I'll work on that.Patrick Jane: Keep 'em guessin'.
