School would be so much more fun if they started the day with this every morning instead of the Pledge of Allegiance. Or maybe they could just integrate the two into the Dance of Allegiance.
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Patrick Jane: What's the best way in with a luscious redhead?Wayne Rigsby: Van Pelt?Patrick Jane: Well, clearly you two had a thing and she dumped you, but maybe you can share a tip on how to open the cookie jar. You know, get some, uh, tasty ginger snaps?Wayne Rigsby: Huh. You want a tip? Back off.Patrick Jane: I thought we were a team.
Teresa Lisbon: Now that she's killed someone, they're gonna look again into her escape.Patrick Jane: That's likely.Teresa Lisbon: Jane, I know you broke her out of prison. And you know I know.Patrick Jane: And I know you know I know.Teresa Lisbon: This is not funny! If they find out, you could be charged as an accomplice to murder.Patrick Jane: Well, if they find out. They won't, unless, of course, you sing to the coppers.Teresa Lisbon: Which I won't. And that makes me an accomplice to murder, as well.Patrick Jane: Well, only if you look at it like a very persnickety lawyer.
Kenyon Russell: I know this all sounds very old-school, but you have to understand - our members are senators, judges, C.E.O.s. They're successful, driven men. They really have very few places that they can completely relax. Here, we have no cellphones, no Twitter, no distractions from the outside world.Teresa Lisbon: Women are a distraction?
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