The Mentalist quotes

Teresa Lisbon: Hi. We need to speak with Buddy Hennings.
Receptionist: If you want to be on the show, you have to fill out this form and take it to couples-intake.
Teresa Lisbon: Oh, we're not a couple. Please.
Patrick Jane: What she means is ours is more of a platonic love.

Patrick Jane, Teresa Lisbon

Amber: That's a very clever trick.
Patrick Jane: It's not rocket surgery.

Patrick Jane

Teresa Lisbon: What's your take on Partridge?
Patrick Jane: If he is Red John, he's a very good actor.
Teresa Lisbon: He would have to be, wouldn't he?

Teresa Lisbon, Patrick Jane