Wayne Rigsby: Local P. D. Stomped all over the scene. Don't think forensics will be any use.Teresa Lisbon: It's like they don't even watch TV. Every toddler knows this stuff.
Teresa Lisbon: Can you tell me where you were last night?Richard Haibach: Home alone all night. Why, was there another murder?Teresa Lisbon: I can't comment on an ongoing investigation, sir.Richard Haibach: That means there was one. I'm not dumb.
Wayne Rigsby: Like I said it's complicated.Kimball Cho: No it isn't. Which do you want more: job or Van Pelt?Wayne Rigsby: What? It's - it's not that easy.Kimball Cho: Sure it is.
Teresa Lisbon: We should have just eloped like you said.Patrick Jane: What about your family?Teresa Lisbon: Oh, they wouldn't care. I just talked to them at the hotel. They found the minibar. They're like cavemen arguing over a dead antelope.