Deputy Nick Fisher: What's this guy's problem?Teresa Lisbon: That would take way too long to answer.
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Patrick Jane: Lisbon, you're distracted and you have an eager gleam in your eye. Either you have a breakthrough in the Volker case, or you're in love. Which is it?Teresa Lisbon: I got Judge Davis to sign the warrant, and Van Pelt should be getting Volker's records momentarily.Patrick Jane: I was hoping it was love. You deserve happiness, but I'm glad for you anyway.
Kimball Cho: Which one's ours?Teresa Lisbon: The one that looks like she blows her nose with hundred dollar bills.Kimball Cho: They all look like that.
Lydia Bibb: I threw a flower into the ocean for her.Patrick Jane: You did?Lydia Bibb: It's an old island custom. My mother said it sent a message to your people who had passed over. I mean, I know the girl isn't my family, but I think it'll still work, don't you?Patrick Jane: Well, it can't hurt.Lydia Bibb: You think I'm a foolish old woman, but I'll tell you this. I feel better. I feel like I did Something to give that girl some peace