The Mentalist quotes

Patrick Jane: If I tell you why I won't tell you, you'll get mad at me.
Teresa Lisbon: I'm already mad at you. Just tell me.
Patrick Jane: No, you're not mad, you're just vexed. There is a difference.

Teresa Lisbon, Patrick Jane

There's another very good reason we should elope, alright? Keller is apparently still alive and he's mad at me for some reason.

Patrick Jane

How do you stalk a chicken?

Kimball Cho