The Mentalist quotes

I'm trying to work here and you're staring at me like I have two heads.

Patrick Jane

Teresa Lisbon: Nice push.
Patrick Jane: Eh, something good will come out of this. You'll see. Can we go back to Napa now?
Teresa Lisbon: Please.

Teresa Lisbon, Patrick Jane

Patrick Jane: Trust me. You'll have fun.
J.J. LaRoche: Trust me. You'll have fun. Was there ever a more suspicious phrase?

Patrick Jane