Chuck Bass: Did you know Blair was back in town?Dan Humphrey: No. I live in Brooklyn. Without Gossip Girl, I know nothing.
Serena van der Woodsen: He was probably thinking about you the whole time he was gone.Blair Waldorf: Not unless I was a Thai hooker named Bo.
Elise Wells: What are you doing? He's gorgeous.Jenny Humphrey: He's a dogwalker. I need a king, not a jester.
Aww, too bad you missed the assembly. Not that it matters. Brown doesn't offer degrees in slut.
