Chuck Bass: Did you know Blair was back in town?Dan Humphrey: No. I live in Brooklyn. Without Gossip Girl, I know nothing.
Blair Waldorf: Of all the things, Nate, my mom, the girls at school - you wouldn't take this from me.Blair Waldorf: Because if you do, I swear I will take you down.Blair Waldorf: I'm not taking anything from you Blair, I was invited. And as for taking me down, I'd love to see you try.
Serena van der Woodsen , Vanessa Abrams: We need to talk to you.Chuck Bass: I need to talk to you.Nate Archibald: Hey, I need to talk to you.Eric van der Woodsen: Okay, woah. Just tell me that no one's trying to stop a wedding, run a Ponzi scheme, give anybody fake cancer or turn into a justifiably vengeful townie.
Dan Humphrey: Who was that?Nate Archibald: Someone I should've remembered. Maybe that's my issue. Paying too much attention to the wrong girls and not enough to the right ones.Dan Humphrey: Well, off a list of your issues, I'm not sure I'd start with that one.