Chuck Bass: Did you know Blair was back in town?Dan Humphrey: No. I live in Brooklyn. Without Gossip Girl, I know nothing.
Blair Waldorf: Serena can we talk?Serena van der Woodsen: About what? How you tried to publicly humiliate me?Blair Waldorf: You know about the dress?Serena van der Woodsen: Yeah Laurel told me, she said it was an accident, clearly she doesn't know you.Blair Waldorf: I'm sorry, I was hurt okay. You, you blew off our most beloved tradition.Serena van der Woodsen: Just get over it Blair.Blair Waldorf: Excuse me?Serena van der Woodsen: My whole life I have been bending over backwards to protect your feelings and you know what? It's not my fault you're so insecure.Blair Waldorf: And I'm sure it's not your fault you're so conceited.Serena van der Woodsen: I'm just tired of trying to hold myself back so I don't outshine you.Blair Waldorf: Oh my god, can you hear the words that are coming out of your mouth?Serena van der Woodsen: It's just the truth. From now on, I'm gonna be who I am and if you can support that and not be threatened and competitive then great, if not...
Look Blair, I'm not trying to be difficult but I don't wanna just melt into your world and lose myself completely. We need a balance.
Okay, someone needs to get this crazy girl out of here.