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Read more Chuck Bass QuotesFrom: Gossip Girl
Blair Waldorf: How do you manage to get out of everything unscathed?Serena van der Woodsen: Because I'm nice. You should try it. Come on, compliment me. Tell me my hair looks beautiful!Blair Waldorf: But your hair looks disgusting. Did you even shower today?
Georgina Sparks: Dan Humphrey. Come to whisk me away for a secret rendezvous under the Tuscan sun? You're lucky you're on my free-pass list, otherwise Philip might have put up a fuss.Dan Humphrey: This invitation isn't about seduction, Georgina. It's about scandal.Georgina Sparks: Can't a girl have both? Philip will understand. We have an open marriage and a mutual understanding of each other.Dan Humphrey: I need your photographic memory and your passion for social upheaval to help me write another book on the Upper East Side. The book I should have written from the beginning.Georgina Sparks: Nothing like a scorned lover to scorch the earth. I can hardly wait.
Dan Humphrey: Now, what's so urgent?Blair Waldorf: I wanted to tell you... that you were right... about that... thing.Dan Humphrey: And now, which thing was that?Blair Waldorf: I, Blair Waldorf, need Dan Humphrey's help.Dan Humphrey: As a friend and peer, not as an underling.Blair Waldorf: As my friend and peer, not my underling.