Gossip Girl quotes

Chuck Bass: Little Jenny Humphrey manages to get my pants off and have me not enjoy it. Quite the accomplishment.
Blair Waldorf: Good thing someone else at the party was as lecherous as you or you'd still be up on that roof. And, no, I don't wanna know what you had to do to get that tux.

Blair Waldorf, Chuck Bass

Blair Waldorf: Serena sent you here to talk to me?
Dan Humphrey: No believe it or not I actually came here myself.
Blair Waldorf: Normally I wouldn't be this close to you without a tetanus shot.

Blair Waldorf, Dan Humphrey

Georgina Sparks: Great news! You'll never guess what I found.
Blair Waldorf: Looks like Nate Archibald to me.

Blair Waldorf