Dan Humphrey: Go to your interview, I'll meet you at your apartment, and we'll open it there.Blair Waldorf: That is much more civilized. Unlike your hair, Humphrey. You look like a muppet.
Gossip Girl: Spotted: Dan Humphrey, shoeless and clueless. That's all.
Our parents did way worse stuff than we do.
Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.
