Gossip Girl: Spotted: Dan Humphrey, shoeless and clueless. That's all.
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Show him respect? He's a club owner, not a mafia don.
Chuck Bass: What are you doing here?Dan Humphrey: Why, what is this? Your hotel?Nate Archibald: Actually, it is.
Serena van der Woodsen: Oh, I can't believe Blair won!Dan Humphrey: Yeah, who even voted for her?Chuck Bass: Me. About 150 times. I wasn't putting the Nelly Yuki ballots in, I was taking them out.
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