Dan Humphrey: Hey, what are you doing up here?Nate Archibald: Meeting Serena. You too?Dan Humphrey: Why do I feel like we've been here before.
Dan Humphrey: I told Cassandra that I'm giving you the book rights.Serena Van Der Woodsen: No, you don't have to do that. I wasn't trying to guilt you into it.Dan Humphrey: No, I know. I know, but without you inspiring me from the beginning, I wouldn't be able to write anything, so... I owe you one. And despite the events of today, you know... I trust you.
Blair Waldorf: Serena sent you here to talk to me?Dan Humphrey: No believe it or not I actually came here myself.Blair Waldorf: Normally I wouldn't be this close to you without a tetanus shot.
Oh, you know it's love when you start talking like an assassin.