Vanessa Abrams: Hey, I'm thinking one pink can of gummy worms and another of Swedish fish.Dan Humphrey: Is this how you and Nate want to celebrate two months of dating? With all things gummy?
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Georgina Sparks: Look, Blair, everyone else has forgiven me. I'm just waiting on you.Blair Waldorf: Everyone who? And besides, some things are unforgivable.Georgina Sparks: God will help me find a way to earn your forgiveness.Blair Waldorf: Oh, looks like He answers mine first faster than yours.
Georgina Sparks: Dan Humphrey. Come to whisk me away for a secret rendezvous under the Tuscan sun? You're lucky you're on my free-pass list, otherwise Philip might have put up a fuss.Dan Humphrey: This invitation isn't about seduction, Georgina. It's about scandal.Georgina Sparks: Can't a girl have both? Philip will understand. We have an open marriage and a mutual understanding of each other.Dan Humphrey: I need your photographic memory and your passion for social upheaval to help me write another book on the Upper East Side. The book I should have written from the beginning.Georgina Sparks: Nothing like a scorned lover to scorch the earth. I can hardly wait.
Really? Wisconsin? Do you even know where that is on the map?