Gossip Girl quotes

Blair Waldorf: Serena sent you here to talk to me?
Dan Humphrey: No believe it or not I actually came here myself.
Blair Waldorf: Normally I wouldn't be this close to you without a tetanus shot.

Blair Waldorf, Dan Humphrey

Gossip Girl: Spotted: Dan Humphrey, shoeless and clueless. That's all.

Dan Humphrey

Show him respect? He's a club owner, not a mafia don.

Blair Waldorf