Blair Waldorf: Serena sent you here to talk to me?Dan Humphrey: No believe it or not I actually came here myself.Blair Waldorf: Normally I wouldn't be this close to you without a tetanus shot.
Dan Humphrey: Look, Serena, while we're alone, there's something I wanna say to you...Serena Van Der Woodsen: Are you fake breaking up with me?
Dan Humphrey: Now, what's so urgent?Blair Waldorf: I wanted to tell you... that you were right... about that... thing.Dan Humphrey: And now, which thing was that?Blair Waldorf: I, Blair Waldorf, need Dan Humphrey's help.Dan Humphrey: As a friend and peer, not as an underling.Blair Waldorf: As my friend and peer, not my underling.
You know my mom: if it's not broke, break it.